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This is part 3/? of the Oguri/Toma All Night Nippon Radio show. To those who have been tuning in so far, I'm glad you enjoyed!

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O: Well, that was tough.

T: So it was.

O: Since it was a secret, she couldn’t really give out [obvious] hints.

T: Yeah.

O: Based on that premise, that made it rather hard though. Hold on for a bit, here we have another listener.

T: OK.

O: Okay I think we’ll proceed from here. Well then, do we have another caller? Hello~?

H: Hello?

O: Thanks for tuning in. Oguri Shun here.

T: Ikuta here.

H: Good evening.

O: Could you please tell us your name?

H: Hiromi here.

O: Hiromi-san.

H: Yes.

O: How old are you?

H: 31 years old.

O: 31 years old… Incidentally, Hiromi-san, what are you currently doing?

H: I’ve been listening to the radio.

O: You weren’t doing anything else whilst listening to the radio?

H: Oh, yes. Ah, I was also on mixi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mixi) for a while…

O: So you were on mixi at the same time.

T: Fufufu. So you were on mixi at the same time. [Translator’s note: I give up on trying to interpret Toma’s giggles.]

H: Yes I was.

O: Incidentally, we asked Ririka-chan the same question a while ago; have you watched the drama?

H: Yes I have.

O: Thank you very much. Soo… between Sano and Nakatsu, who do you think is better?

H: Sano-kun.

O: Thank YOU! That’s great ~~ Smashing. Seriously.

T: Oooooh--- Hahaha.

O: That was close [literal: dangerous], too close. Don’t you think?

T: Good for you, eh? That’s great.

O: If [Hiromi] said Nakatsu, I think that at the end of today, I would leave the show to Toma and go home.

T: Hahahaha.

H: That would be upsetting, won’t it?

O: Well well, it does seem that way. We’d like to try and dig out Hiromi-san’s secret, however. How long have you kept this secret for?

H: Since yesterday.

O: Since yesterday.

T: A secret that happened yesterday. How timely—

O: Yes it’s rather timely. And the people who know about this secret are?

H: There are none. Only I know about it.

O: No one. Is this a secret that you don’t want anyone to know about?

H: I don’t want people to find out about it, but sooner or later this will be brought to light.

O: A secret that will inevitably be brought to light.

H: Probably.

T: “Probably”… Hoo hoo.

O: And the person which you want to keep the secret from the most?

H: My husband.

O: Your husband. Incidentally how long have you been married to your husband?

H: A little over 3 years.

O: What happens if your husband were to find out?

H: He probably would be upset, erm, and our relationship would be strained, perhaps.

O: The relationship would probably be strained.

T: I see, I see.

O: Well, how about it Toma-kun. With regards to this secret.

T: It happened yesterday?

H: Yes.

T: What time did it occur yesterday?

H: Yesterday evening. About 4, 5 o’clock.

O: 4, 5 o’clock. So you were in the midst of preparing for dinner? Or shopping for dinner.

T: I see…

O: Incidentally, did it feel like something you did on an impulse?

H: An impulse? Err…

O: Why do you feel like you must keep that matter a secret?

H: Ah, in all honesty, I didn’t keep this secret for the sake of wanting to keep one. Rather, it felt like I had done [something I shouldn’t have].

O: Done [something you shouldn’t have].

H: Yeah, it felt like I did it [but I shouldn’t have].

O: So you said that if the secret were revealed, it would result in a quarrel or your husband’s displeasure. But would it come as such a total shock to your husband?

H: Yes, I think it would be a rather big shock.

T: I see. For some reason or another, I feel like I’ve got the answer. I did. Somehow.

O: I would be happy if you could give another hint. [More cajoling, Shun-kun?]

H: A hint? Hmmm. Yes, it didn’t have to do with the time, but I was going to the nursery where my child was. And the secret involves that.

O: And the thing you shouldn’t have done, did you do it outdoors?

H: It was outdoors.

O: And if you did it indoors it wouldn’t be a secret.

H: Yes.

T: So you did [something you shouldn’t have done] outdoors. Nursery? Erm, erm, erm… I see.

O: And –

T: And?

O: Her husband would be very hurt. He’d suffer a terrible shock. Just a little hint for now yeah.

T: Are we going to write it down?

O: Shall we have a go at it?

T: Understood. This is difficult, man. Although I have this feeling that I’ve come across the answer.

O: Hiromi-san, we’ll be writing our answers down now.

H: Yes.

O: Well, I would like to give my answer first. You ran the car [into something].

T: Ooooh.

O: [to Hiromi-san] Please hold on for a moment, okay? Passing the baton on to Toma-kun.

T: I have something similar here, which is that you spoilt something. For example, you could have spoilt something that your husband held very dear. Something like that.

O: Incidentally [this has got to be one of the most overused words in the Japanese vocabulary. Or maybe just Shun's], Hiromi-san, could you please tell us the correct answer?

H: Yes. Erm, the correct answer is that I scratched the car.

T: Amazing!

O: SEEEEI KAAAAI !! [literal: Correct answer!]

T: Amazing, Ogurian!

O: Ogurian!

T: Ahahahaha.

O: Here it comes!