HnA VIP Room - Yoshitaka Yuriko (part 2)

[barbosa2007]

Aahh... finally we get to part 2. Here are some highlights:

- Nande-nande Man makes an appearance.
- The members of Arashi reprise a scene from a certain member's drama...
- A certain member is over the moon for being chosen.

 

Naka: Actually, we’ve prepared scraps of paper, so let’s see how it turns out. Please bring it in!

 

Sho: How should it be done? Should it be really gross? Or something that we treat seriously?

 

Yuri: Erm, please just go with your imagination.

 

Sho: It’s okay if it’s different?

 

Yuri: It’s alright if it’s different.

 

Naka: Now, we’ll start with Sakurai-kun…

 

Sho: You mean we’re going in order?! What is it with this level of difficulty? It ain’t a piece of cake!

 

[There’s no explaining this. You’ve just got to see the video to find out.]

 

Naka: Next up, Matsumoto-kun please.

 

Jun: [Starts conversing] Have you watched Arashi-chan before?

 

Yuri: Yes I have.

 

Jun: Which corner have you watched before?

 

Yuri: Well I’ve watched this corner before…

 

Jun: VIP Room?

 

Yuri: Yes, VIP Room.

 

Jun: What impression do you have of this program?

 

Yuri: [looks around] Well it’s kind of… everyone’s on good…

 

Jun: [edges closer and blows the paper scraps onto Yuri]

 

Yuri: Oh!

 

Nino: That was chic!

 

Naka: How about Ninomiya-kun?

 

Sho: It’s started! It’s started!

 

[Nino takes his turn on the paper scraps. Again, there’s no explaining this. You’ve got to watch the video yourselves.]

 

Naka: That was slightly gross, just slightly gross. And now we have Aiba-kun.

 

[Aiba does a fake start, which sets the audience laughing.]

 

Aiba: Hang on a minute!

 

Nino: That’s gross! Totally gross!

 

Matsu: His breath couldn’t reach the paper scraps!

 

Naka: And Riida, please do the honor.

 

Jun: The Biggest Pervert.

 

Sho: Oh! It’s begun! Oh! He’s taking a deep breath…

 

[Ohno does something which is impossible to describe, except with the picture below.]

 

 

Nino: You’ve got to do it from the top!

 

Naka: So, Yoshitaka-san, whose slightly gross manner did you take a liking to?

 

Yuri: Hmm, well, the last two persons were… really gross!

 

Naka: And you sort of like this kind of males?

 

Yuri: That’s right, I do.

 

Jun: I don’t get it~

 

Naka: And now we’ll take a closer look at the stimulating Yoshitaka Yuriko-san’s real self by asking, “What if Yoshitaka Yuriko were your girlfriend?” And the first “what if” is this! “If Yoshitaka Yuriko were your girlfriend, she would turn into Nande-nande Man in to midst of the date!”

 

*Nande-nande: literally means, “Why, why?”

 

Sho: What is that? What’s this Nande-nande man stuff?

Yuri: I like well-informed people, so immediately I’d go, “Why is this so?” or “Why’s that?” “Why?” “Why, why why?”

Aiba: Give us an example.

 

Yuri: For example, why is this called a forest but that is called the woods?

 

Jun: What do you do after you ask the question?

Yuri: I’d wait for the answer.

Sho: That’s true. It happens when you ask a question.

Jun: Would you desire accurate information?

Yuri: It doesn’t have to be entirely accurate, it can be a representation of that person’s views. It doesn’t have to be something that’s true. I could say something like, “Why is this red?” And the other person would reply, “Eh, it looks green to me.” I enjoy conversations like that too. Then I’d go, “Eh~ Why? It’s red!”

 

Nino: You’re getting way too excited! Get a grip!

 

Jun: It’s gone down!

 

Naka: Even though it’s fun talking about it, we’d like to give this a try. Yoshitaka-san, could you try transforming into Nande-nande Man?

 

[Yoshitaka transforms]

 

Aiba: Have you transformed?

 

Naka: Shall we go with the person beside you? Matsumoto-kun!

 

[Heisei Trendy versus Nande-nande Man]

 

Naka: Nande nande Man, please ask the questions you would like to ask!

 

Yuri: Hey, you see… Why is it that waves come from the ocean?

 

Jun: Isn’t it so that people can go surfing?

 

Yuri: Then where do the waves come from?

 

Jun: They come from the open sea.

 

Sho: That’s correct!

 

Yuri: How do they come in then?

 

Jun: Isn’t it due to the wind or the terrain?

 

Yuri: Where does the wind go?

 

Jun: If you’re asking where the wind goes… it comes to my house too…

 

Sho: Final destination!

 

Nino: That’s true!

 

Jun: *can’t catch what he’s saying*

 

Yuri: It blows. Why?

 

Jun: The wind that came to my house that go to yours too.

 

Yuri: So optimistic!

 

[Bell rings]

 

Sho: That definitely was the Nande-nande Man.

 

Naka: How was Matsumoto-kun?

 

Yuri: His replies, be it jokingly or not, were great, but it was his serious stance that really upped his points!

 

Naka: Well then, we’ll also have Riida…

 

[Ohno looks up, as though he had just awoken from a daze.]

 

Ohno: Me?

 

Naka: We’ll have Riida be Nande-nande man’s partner…

 

[The Biggest Pervert versus Nande-nande Man]

 

Naka: Here we have Riida’s version of Nande-nande Man. Please!

 

Yuri: Hey, why is it that even though it’s the same thing, the words “adultery” and “infidelity” are different?

 

Ohno: In the first place, who came up with the term “adultery”?

 

Sho: He returned the question!

 

Nino: Both of them are Nande-nande Man!

 

Yuri: Why is it that though I asked you a question, you replied with a question?

 

Ohno: Who on earth came up with the word, “question”?

 

Nino: It’s become a battle between Nande-nande Man and Nande-nande Man!

 

Yuri: Why are you talking with such a sulky face?

 

Ohno: [who’s been keeping a straight face throughout all this] On the contrary, why are you laughing so hard?

 

Yuri: You’re a tough cookie! Why’s that?

 

Ohno: What the heck? [trans: Nan-nano?]

 

Sho & Nino: What-the-heck Man appeared!

 

[Bell rings]

 

Naka: Thank you very much!

 

Sho: Nan-nano Man appeared!

 

Jun: It’s amazing! You didn’t answer a single question!

 

Naka: A different MAN appeared, though.

 

Yuri: Somehow, I’ve never really been told, “What the heck?” at such a close proximity. It was freaking scary!

 

Naka: Well, moving on. Next up, if Yoshitaka Yuriko were your girlfriend… She would keep a human in her room. [as a pet]

 

Sho: What’s this about?

 

Aiba: What is this?

 

Jun: What’s this about?

 

Yuri: I do want to keep one! A human, that is.

 

Naka: Is that a desire that you have?

 

Yuri: It’s a wish!

 

Sho: What kind of person would fulfil the conditions to be a pet?

 

Yuri: The pet can be a guy or a girl. I just thought that if that person were there, I could honestly love that person.

 

Jun: Who?

 

Yuri: My pet.

 

Jun: Love it? Where does the boyfriend fit in? Does he have any relevance?

 

Yuri: I’d ignore him.

 

Nino: You mean that there’s someone else other than your boyfriend?

 

Yuri: If there were, it would be good.

 

Jun: …

 

[Translator’s note: It’s weird that Jun has this nonplussed look on his face because he acted as Momo in Kimi wa Petto.]

 

Naka: So, for the sake of Yoshitaka-san, who would like a human as a pet, we’ve prepared this! Please bring it in!

 

Nino: A set of a room, huh?

 

Narrator: Right in this living room, Yoshitaka-san can live her sought-after life with the five members of Arashi!

 

Naka: Yoshitaka-san will play the role of an office lady, and will be returning home after a day at work.

 

Audience: So cute~

 

[The members of Arashi put on doggy ears while Sho reprises his Machu Picchu role by putting on his head dress.]

 

Aiba: Is he part of the interior design?

 

Naka: Without further delay, let’s begin!

 

Yuri: [enters the house] I’m home!

 

Arashi: Welcome home!

 

Yuri: I’m beat… That wasn’t a single interesting thing today… I wonder who would do something funny to make me laugh…?

 

[Everyone’s trying to rein in their laughter.]

 

Yuri: Hmm, what’s your name? I’m so sorry, I forgot. What is it?

 

Ohno: [totally grumpy] Sato-chan here.

 

Yuri: Well then, Sato-chan, could you do me a favour?

 

Ohno: What would you like?

 

Yuri: Something aggressive. [raises an eyebrow]

 

Ohno: Right now, I am aggressive!

 

Yuri: That’s great, totally great! Thank you, Sato-chan!

 

Aiba: That’s great. She looks perkier now.

 

Yuri: I guess Masaki-kun is up next.

 

Aiba: If I couldn’t make my mistress laugh, it would look bad on me as a pet, yeah?

 

[Aiba does his hand pendulum thing, which is received by Yoshitaka Yuriko with raucous laughter. Aiba returns to the couch to sit beside Jun, who gives him a high five.]

 

Aiba & Jun: Yay!

 

Yuri: Ah, shall I play this game? [presses a button, which causes Sho to roll about like a Roly-poly toy.]

 

Aiba: A Roly-poly toy? Is this a spilling type?

 

Yuri: Let’s press the left button! Left!

 

Naka: Thank you very much!

 

[And today’s favourite Arashi member is?]

 

Naka: Now please stand at the back and hug your favourite Arashi member from behind!

 

Yuri: Ahh~ I’ve seen this on TV…

 

Naka: Please do us the honors!

 

Yuri: Kurono-kun! [hugs Nino]

 

Naka: It’s Ninomiya-kun! And why would that be?

 

Yuri: His assistance was reassuring!

 

Naka: So it reassures you that you’re together?

 

Yuri: Feels like GANTZ!

 

Naka: But the prince made an effort today!

 

Yuri: I’m sorry that I was difficult to get along with…

 

Sho: That’s alright! I was about to say the same thing!

 

Naka: Now would you tell us about the movie, GANTZ?

 

Yuri: Well, the content is interesting, in any case! You don’t need words to describe it!

 

Nino: It is an action flick, but there are human drama elements. By all means, please go watch it in theatres the day after!

 

Naka: On the 29^th right? Please go watch it! Today’s guest was Yoshitaka Yuriko-san, thank you very much!

 

Comments

[ryusa.livejournal.com]

thanks for this!!!(^^)

[ellie-zimt.livejournal.com]

THANKS :) gonna watch NOW :) ~~~^^~~~

[captain-snen.livejournal.com]

unf... I want 5 Arashi pets so bad, I really like this girl's outlook!

[tei-920.livejournal.com]

wow, it was really fun.. love the nande nande part.. thank you very much!

[misaki-rai.livejournal.com]

love this ep! thank you v.much for the translations! XD

[arashilovezs.livejournal.com]

Arigatou~ *chuu*
We're planning on subbing the whole ep so hopefully we find a translator for the other part soon =)

[yuui1010.livejournal.com]

Ir ead this part 2 first than 1 XDDD

So so, he is part of furniture XDDD

[jiikun.livejournal.com]

ahah!it was totally hilarious!thanks for the translation!

[giantbunny.livejournal.com]

Thank you for translating!

[trantktam826.livejournal.com]

Thank you for both parts XD
This girl is really weird. I have different impression on her when I look at her on magazine. Never judge a book by its cover then lol
*yay Nino got picked*

[theiceblue.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[trifarashi.livejournal.com]

i laughing so hard reading this...hahaha....i remember watching it and read this make my laugh twice harder than i watch it w/o understand it...thanks for sharing~

[slsfavanime.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! The nande nande part is the best too bad no Sho, Nino and Aiba.

[iedahmoin.livejournal.com]

thank you for your hardwork!
yoshitaka-san really has weird(?) imagination,but really show super funny-cute side for our princeS to follow it out

[fritzie-03.livejournal.com]

sho was really hilarious in this episode, i almost die seeing him on that head dress. he did looked like a stone saint or something! hahaha.. i instantly bowed my head after seeing him.. lol

[fly-out.livejournal.com]

its feels like she is bashing jun and oh-chan a bit, or is it just my imagination? I think secretly she likes them a lot, maybe she is just a little dos.

the heck, the pet thing reminds me of matsujun as momo a lot, it was a weird idea, but I love the look of his face in this moment and I am not sure how to interpret it, it could be positive or negative, maybe something between. XD

[purplegabbie.livejournal.com]

thanks so much for sharing!:)

[nefartari85.livejournal.com]

Thanks for translating!
It was really a funny episode, and I would have reacted the same way than Oh-chan with this Nande-Nande-thing, i love grumpy Oh-chan! ^_^

[nefartari85.livejournal.com]

Ah, I just thought about this pet-thing and Jun-kun, maybe he didn't like this role that much back then? Or maybe he forgot already? *lol*

[eve-aida.livejournal.com]

so funny! XD

[tippyrose.livejournal.com]

thanks so much for sharing0

[lexxa88.livejournal.com]

"Sato-chan" made me laugh so hard!

[mychangedworld.livejournal.com]

LOL, thank you ver much :)

[estocur.livejournal.com]

Thanks!~<3 Arashi as home pets..dreams, dreams..XDDD

[brandybelle.livejournal.com]

thanks for sharing the translation for this! hahaha this girl is one extremely special girl. i mean seriously, shes one weird cookie, and ohno is pretty damn weird at time, but shes out there. i love jun's bitch face when she said shed ignore the bf. priceless. shows how much jun wants to be the center of his gf's life hehehe

and am i the only one who thinks she kinda has a liking towards nino??