Translation of Oguri/Toma All Night Nippon

I've translated the first part of Oguri Shun's All Night Nippon (starring special guest Ikuta Toma). The original transcript was taken from here. This is not a perfect translation by most standards, but please do not post this anywhere else without telling me first. Please feel free to point out any mistakes in the translation that I've made.

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